@realDonaldTrump: And here I thought you were the terd/third President teetotaler businessman, after 1920 Harding and 2000 Dubya. Are you a @MASTERCHEFonFOX who does not have to taste a food to know its quality? @FRANCE24 can explain punishing @Facebook for taking #RussianRubles, @AlFranken said.