@StephenKing: Sir, I keep offering to double his popularity without bloodshed, to no avail. Is he the @BronsonPinchot character you tormented in #TheLangoliers, pompous and privileged without virtue or strength, only eccentricity?  🎃

@dpakman Liberal answers can be short and pithy, but liberals are used to thinking in paragraphs. How about #PlanTenFromNmb or #14kBasicIncomePlusNoTippedWages? @RickSteves did a fascism tour, noting the large libraries of liberals, socialists and communists vs. #MeinKampf for #fascists.

@JoyAnnReid: @colbertlateshow #LSSC had a $2T estimate. I would build a #FortTrump mega-embassy in southern Mexico to intercept asylum-seekers for a fraction of that. Or rename #BorderPatrol the #Spartans who needed no wall, after real screening and a $50K-to-$75K pay boost; use #FlyingCars?

@DickDurbin sir, I have to pull #RenegadeHistorian rank on you and #ThisWeek. #MedievalWalls are largely an oxymoron, between the #FallOfRome in 476 and #Constantinople in 1453. Maybe #EarlyModern about 1152 like #EleanorOfAquitaine? #SmShow @StephMillerShow #TWISF

@AOC: @BillMaher would call for #aModestProposal: #FDR top marginal 91 percent of ALL income above $3M until we repay $6T in #OperationIraqiLiberation, then down to #LBJ 74 percent until the national debt drops below $1T, then 50 percent like under #RonaldWilsonReagan #666.

@cher: Yes, Your Majesty. I have offered my help as his #RenegadeHistorian et al several times to no avail, to double his #popularity without cruelty. Would that upset noted good witch #KristinChenoweth?

@NprFreshAir: Thanks for the horror, that #Bush41 was involved before becoming CIA chief under Ford. Now track the mayhem through #RonaldWilsonReagan #666 when Congressman Miller sought impeachment before the #1988 election against #Dukakis. Also, #LimitedImmunity to @OliverlNorth. #BagMan

@TomHanks could someone please teach him, anything? I'm just a #RenegadeHistorian in a state with zero licensed history teachers. I could show up in a blue box in the Oval Office and he would only see his #FoxNews. #ForrestTrump

@Thom_Hartmann: @StephMillerShow #SmShow #MittGetsWorse: @realDonaldTrump just stole your #KingOfComedy bit; he turned the entire government into a hostage just to seem to be a primetime talent that he never was. @MrDeNiro alone is #RupertPupkin. #SNL #LSSC

@RealJamesWoods: @AOC is Dorothy from #TheWiz, dancing our way home through Oz. #RonaldWilsonReagan #666 was #Lucifer, #GeorgeWalkerBushJr #666 the #AntiChrist, @realDonaldTrump is the #FalseProfit.

@realJamesWoods: @AOC has little relevance for that joke: I saw the long lines in @Poland during summer 1989 between death camps, before seeing @EricClapton in #Caesaria; she is not a #ColdWarrior like you, me and @ChrisPlummer.

@TomHanks: sir, could you or #JuliaRoberts show @realDonaldTrump your movie #CharlieWilsonsWar in the @WhiteHouse? My #RenegadeHistorian credentials may not suffice to help, even if I guaranteed to double his popularity harmlessly, for a price of course. 🇦🇫